Lost in Translation

Aidan and I were making this list for his cousin, so I decided to share it here too (this is the G-rated version)

Lingo–American vs. English

  • cookies = biscuits
  • biscuits = scones
  • french fries = chips
  • chips = crisps
  • diaper = nappy
  • nap = lie-in
  • ‘guy’ = bloke
  • ‘gal’ = bird
  • baby = bub
  • elevator = lift
  • car trunk = boot
  • car hood = bonnet
  • police = bobby
  • vacation = holiday
  • dessert = pudding
  • candy = sweetie
  • jeans = trousers
  • tennis shoes = trainers
  • buck $$ = quid £
  • lunch = dinner
  • dinner = tea
  • snacktime = elevenses
  • breakfast = fry up…see below
  • truck = lorry
  • exit = way out
  • garbage = rubbish
  • drunk = pissed
  • soccer = football (duh)
  • stroller = pushchair or pram
  • sweetheart = poppet  (India HATES this one)
  • brat = cheeky monkey  (I have met too many of those)
  • pacifier = dummy (hmmm I know a few of those too)
  • "how are you?" = "ye al’righ?"
  • "have a good day" = "mind how you go"

And I am sure there are many many more!

Here are a few essential things you should know if you come visit England.

  • you MUST look to your right before crossing a street, you must also look behind you
  • under no circumstances whatsoever does a pedestrian have the ‘right of way’
  • you will gain 10 pounds in the first 2 days….from all the £1 and £2 coins in your pocket
  • you greet with one kiss to both cheeks (Boston was one, the Dutch and French kiss 3x)
  • expect alot of stares, blank looks and comments about YOUR accent
  • if you are female you should raise your voice by 2 octaves, but lower the volume
  • you won’t be asked if you are from America, they will guess Canada first
  • if you reveal you are from America they will ask you if you know their cousin Simon in Florida, then they will ask you if Texas is in Florida
  • driving a cab is a good job here and they all speak English–see list above
  • they tell you that you can see the Eiffel Tower from the top of The London Eye on a sunny day and if there is ever a sunny day, you should let me know if it is true or not.
  • English Breakfast consists of fried eggs, fried bacon, 1/2 fried tomato, 2 fried mushrooms, fried potatoes, toast, baked beans and tea.  That’s all.  No pancakes, no waffles, no french toast…sigh

Cheers mate!

Patsy Dunn - August 19, 2006 - 6:32 pm

You forgot:
Parking lot = Car Park

The baked beans I got for breakfast was just plain pork and beans.

Reb - August 20, 2006 - 1:45 am

Would have been helpful if this info was here *before* I jumped the pond last year. I feel much more educated now. Miss you guys!

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